Sunday, March 1, 2009

Ass-cleavage: The new craze taking over the world, from behind

Cleavage has rocked the women’s fashion world for years, drawing attention to women who may have otherwise gone unnoticed. Thank you cleavage, we salute you.
Some took this style to an extreme according to some analysts, creating what is known as “mega-cleavage”:

People have found innovative uses of cleavage:
After admiring women’s cleavage for so many years, men felt left out. At the turn of the 21rst century, men began to demand equality:

Some designers caught on and took advantage of this new niche, such as American Apparel with their ever so famous “Deep V-Neck”:

Our cleavage hungry society could not stop at this. It was time to take cleavage to the next level: ass-cleavage (aka cleavass) was invented.

The new cleavage took advantage of the widespread popularity of the thong in order to gain a momentum:

But once again, could men really resist from this one; the answer is “no, they could not”. Some specialists believe that the first to adopt the trend were rappers:
Today, the trend is visible almost everywhere.

What may have started off as tease for some women has become a part of our culture. So I leave you with this: what is the future of cleavage?