Qui sont les Hex Pistols? Tout simplement la liste BDE (Bureau des étudiants) à HEC le plus ouf quoi!
Formerly known as Hexotic, the Hex Pistols were born out of the synergy of creative energy of horny first-year HEC students. Aside from the awesome name, they organised bumper cars for us! What you may ask could be better than bumper cars? Well nothing. That's right, bumper cars is the most fun. Ok, so one guy got a cuncussion and many suffered from bruised knees (it seems that these cars are made for kids whereas adults take it to a whole other level). But still I maintain, bumper cars iz da shiznit.
Basically the next best thing after bumper cars is 4-wheel bikes!
Next on the roster is Delixir, aka Dolce Lista. They won the elections; I suspect that they used their high government official connections to George W to borow some tactics from the 2000 presidential elections (they turned our beloved capus into the state of Florida).
But, despite this trickery, Delixir oraginsed an awesome sumo wrestling match...
To summarize: last week we partied every night (bar open), went to class drunk, ate to our hearts' delight, ordered massages, got free haircuts, dozed ourselves with Very Irrésistible eau de toilette, stuffed our faces with Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream, danced salsa, saw a naked guy dance on the table at dinner, read l'Optimum fashion magazine, got a nice collection of condoms...
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I was the naked guy!
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